Meat Magnate Mackey

from Boomwaggle by Joseph White

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Meat Magnate Mackey
Showing polaroids of his baloney pony

All made up to look Swedish
Photoshopped to seem young
Got that shine to look tasty
Stirrups flash in the sun

"Ain't she a beaut!" he bellows
Faint of heart hide your eyes
You pass that bill promptly
He'll let you go for a ride

Oh, but it looks so unhealthy!
Grey and dry on the sides
Don't you think you should rest it?
"Not at all!" he replies

'Cause in the Gainer container all bets are off
And you'll learn to love yourself
If you can't catch a wave or grind your spurs
Just pretend you're someone else

Bank Bigwig Bentley
Stole the polaroids of the baloney pony
Found them perched on a humidor
as Mackey was chewing a bone
Spread some grease on his abdomen
And made his new photos a home

Oh! But they chafe something dreadful
especially when you're squirming prone
don't you think you should remove them?
"Not at all!" Bentley moans...

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from Boomwaggle, released July 21, 2016
Joe White - Music/Lyrics/Performance

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Joseph White is a composer and performer in Brooklyn.
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